ESPN NISSAN HEISMAN HOUSE

 

How does a Japanese car brand shake the title of foreign and embed itself into American culture? How about said car company gives America a little more democracy and allows fans to vote for the Heisman Trophy winner, the most American award in America.

Also, why not start a frat house for all the winners past? Even if it's fake, people will think it's real. Ha, advertising.

Each Mini Johnny sold separately. Suitable for ages 2+. Batteries not included or necessary.

Some Heisman winners enjoy their cereal more than others.

You don't always get to pick your roommate in the Heisman House.

College Football Playoff format debuts this year; could take some getting used to.

The Heismans play a little two-hand touch in the backyard.

The Heismans tackle acting.

Disclaimer: In case it wasn’t clear, this is a hyperbole. The Nissan Titan can’t actually tow a battleship through a yard.

Disclaimer: In case it wasn’t clear, this is a hyperbole. The Nissan Titan can’t actually tow a battleship through a yard.

Tony Dorsett gets all the cougars. I don't even know what that means. But it's still true.

Tony Dorsett gets all the cougars. I don't even know what that means. But it's still true.